Jesus Joins Twitter, Only Has 12 Followers
As I sat at 2:26 a.m. waiting for people to count ballots on
the east coast, my mind wandered. Maybe it was sleep deprivation, but I realized
how tired I am of the media, in their arrogance and ignorance, and how crooked
they are. Then I wondered how today's media might cover stories from the Bible to shape
a political message. More to come, but here are a few:
- Illnesses blamed on Messiah for providing gluten-filled bread
- Flood lasting 40 days, 40 nights caused by global warming
- God creates woman; doesn’t provide equal access to man’s bathroom
- Creator of the universe punishes man, woman in garden for being vegetarian
- Coat of many colors likely made from Pride flag
- Neglected juvenile uses slingshot to stone overweight man
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