For Better or Hearse

Charles Manson is getting married.

We shouldn't judge. In America a person has the right to marry somebody who's crazy. So don't criticize Charles Manson.

There's quite an age difference -- he's 80 years old and his bride is 26. He's old enough to be her grandfather's killer. That means when he's 100, she'll be dead for 20 years.

That had to be an awkward conversation when she told her dad. "Dad, I met the man I want to marry."

"I didn't know you were seeing anybody!"

"Yeah I see him every Tuesday."

"Great! What does he do?"

"Time."

 At least they won't argue over which in-laws they'll spend the holidays with.

 

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