The Least You Should Know (12/30)

ExxonMobil believes that half of all vehicles will be hybrids by 2040. The other half will be able to go over 60 miles per hour.

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The Least You Should Know (12/29)

The Library of Congress will archive every tweet ever sent. Future generations deserve an explanation of what we were thinking during the reboot of Beavis and Butt-head.

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The Least You Should Know (12/28)

President Obama was criticized for telling a crowd in Kansas that he was glad to be back in Texas. People should lighten up; like any of us could name every state in his homeland.

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The Least You Should Know (12/27)

Lady Gaga wants to do 450 concerts over the next 2 years. It would take her all over the Earth, plus a few shows on her home planet.

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The Least You Should Know (12/23)

A census report shows that women are still outliving men. It’s due to a variety of reasons; genetics, stress, blow torches...

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The Least You Should Know (12/22)

Burger King changed their fries and made them thicker, much like they’ve done to their customers.

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The Least You Should Know (12/21)

A woman in Arizona tried to rob a gas station with a toy penguin she claimed was a bomb. A judge granted bail, since neither the woman nor the penguin is considered a flight risk.

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The Least You Should Know (12/20)

The Casey Anthony trial beat out Osama bin Laden’s death as Bing’s most-searched- for story of 2011. That’s not saying much; a search for bin Laden takes 10 years.

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The Least You Should Know (12/19)

Donald Trump is still considering a run for president. He believes he’s still popular since Tim Tebow keeps giving all the glory to him.

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The Least You Should Know (12/16)

A death row inmate ripped the governor of Oregon for halting his execution next month. Now he’ll have to pay his Christmas bills when they come in January.

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The Least You Should Know (12/15)

NASA recently launched the Mars Curiosity Rover. They want to know if Mars supported life when it had water, and if so whether Robert Wagner killed it.

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The Least You Should Know (12/14)

According to a recent survey, half of American adults have had sex in public. And we wonder why kids never want to go outside and play.

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The Least You Should Know (12/13)

There is a mound of 250,000 tires in South Carolina that is visible from space. The land owner is thought to be the world’s largest producer of No Hunting signs.

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The Least You Should Know (12/12)

A new experiment may have proved that Einstein was wrong and that there is something faster than the speed of light. The experiment took place in October of 2012.

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The Least You Should Know (12/9)

PETA is trying to get children to go vegan during the holidays by comparing eating turkey and other meat to eating the family dog. Kids hate the analogy; it’s too hard to calculate leftovers in dog years.

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The Least You Should Know (12/8)

A German designer is creating clothes from a textile that's made of pure milk. Except the petite sizes; they’re made from condensed milk.

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The Least You Should Know (12/7)

The facts in Bill O’Reilly’s book about Abraham Lincoln are being challenged. Some don’t believe the Gettysburg Address originally began with, “Caution, you’re about to enter the no-slave zone.”

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The Least You Should Know (12/6)

The TSA announced that they will open suspicious Christmas gifts passing through airport security; especially those they believe could be used as weapons. Such as fruit cakes.

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The Least You Should Know (12/5)

There’s concern about face injuries from Wham-O’s Snowball blaster because it’s so powerful. But to avoid getting hit in the face, fans of the toy recommend the Penn State approach: just look the other way.

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The Least You Should Know (12/2)

The music industry is morning the death of Heavy D. He was 44, which is like 88 in rapper years.

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The Least You Should Know (12/1)

Many of the unemployed people in the U.S. are no longer receiving benefits, although it appears that Conrad Murray will soon be getting free housing.

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