First Lady Spotted at Target, Only Recognized by Cashier Anthony Weiner

ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINA – First Lady Michelle Obama was spotted shopping incognito at Target Thursday. She reportedly spent 30-40 minutes shopping and was only recognized by her cashier, former New York Representative Anthony Weiner.

“I knew right away it was her,” he said. “I have a great eye for detail — except, you know, with social media.”

The Secret Service entered the store about 30 minutes before Mrs. Obama. Weiner said he wasn’t at the register at that time. “I was in the break room chatting up a new part-timer. It was awesome. She’s been busy with college so she hasn’t read much news in the last six months.”

When asked if he talked with the First Lady, Weiner said he didn’t have very much time.

“She only bought a few things.I got some great pictures with my cell phone. After my shift was over I posted them on Twitter.”

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