The Least You Should Know (6/30)
By their admission the Miami Heat deemed the season a failure. It really burns them that Kris Humphries followed through on his promise to deliver a ring before LeBron James could.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/29)
Osama bin Laden's huge house had only one air conditioning window unit. And he wishes he had it right now.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/28)
Guinness declared a 23.5-inch Filipino as the world’s shortest man. And yet he’s still farther off the ground than the Newt Gingrich presidential campaign.
Monday, June 27, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/27)
There are two new elements to the Periodic Table of Elements. They’re not very stable, but have a lot of energy; scientists call them Charlie and Sheen.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/22)
Former baseball all star Lenny Dykstra is facing grand theft auto charges. If he needed a car that badly, all he had to do was go to college and play football.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/21)
There’s a new law in Australia against profanity. Soon jails will be full of men with sore fingers who were hanging pictures for their wives.
Monday, June 20, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/20)
YouTube said that 48 hours of video are being uploaded to their site every minute. It seems impossible that 2 days can fit in to one minute, until you watch an NBA playoff game.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/15)
The air traffic controllers’ union said that controller trainees are placing a serious strain on the air traffic system. Sometimes it takes as many as many as 3 trainees to get the fitted sheet on a mattress.
Thursday, June 09, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/9)
A riot at San Quentin left four inmates hospitalized. There are a lot of ways people are dealing with the end of Oprah’s show.
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/8)
Maryland is going to start using birth control for deer. Basically, they’re just letting more teenagers drive.
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/7)
On his London trip President Obama signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey and dated it 2008. It's understandable; he was still on Washington time.
Monday, June 06, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/6)
Tornados continue to hit the Midwest. Weather officials tell people to get under an intimate structure, but not everybody has access to Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring.
Friday, June 03, 2011
The Least You Should Know (6/3)
A London woman accused of stealing welfare money had her court case postponed because she was too fat to get into court. Last night Dominique Strauss-Kahn put Dominos on speed dial.
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