The Least You Should Know (9/29)

Research finds that people who are popular tend to catch the flu first. So that’s good news for Congress.

The Least You Should Know (9/28)

In Louisiana a naked woman stole a cab. People are celebrating the 20th year of Jerry Springer’s show in different ways.

The Least You Should Know (9/27)

A 37-room castle is up for sale in central Italy. It’s 1,600 years old and needs a lot of renovations; pretty much the same thing CNN said about Larry King.

The Least You Should Know (9/22)

People are criticizing President Obama because quotes sewn into his new Oval Office rug are misattributed. Not only that, half of Americans think the rug faces Mecca.

The Least You Should Know (9/21)

The FDA told Canada Dry not to make health claims on their green tea drinks. People won’t care anyway; when Americans are encouraged to drink Canada Dry, they just see it as a challenge.

The Least You Should Know (9/20)

Newsweek has an article suggesting that America overreacted to 9/11. It’s ghost written by Saddam Hussein.

The Least You Should Know (9/16)

Paris Hilton said she thought the bag of cocaine police found in her purse was gum. She loves going to parades when Lindsay Lohan is throwing the candy.

The Least You Should Know (9/15)

A California golfer struck a rock that sparked a 12-acre fire. It's the most destructive drive by a golfer since Tiger Woods tried to leave his house on Thanksgiving.

The Least You Should Know (9/14)

New York approved school textbooks that some say twist facts about the Founding Fathers. Before now nobody knew that Thomas Jefferson owned a dry cleaning business with his wife Wheezie.

The Least You Shoud Know (9/13)

The Census Bureau noted that the birth rate dropped 2.7 percent last year. Some say it’s because of the economy, or that Levi Johnston was too busy.

The Least You Should Know (9/9)

In an interview President Obama said he can’t spend all of his time with his birth certificate plastered on his forehead. It would be too distracting when he putts.

The Least You Should Know (9/7)

Paris Hilton was pulled over because an officer said there was a vapor trail that smelled like marijuana coming from her SUV on the Las Vegas strip. It must have been a strong odor; the cop was in L.A.

The Least You Should Know (9/6)

A man in Florida was arrested for getting into a profanity-laced argument with his bicycle. Typical road rage; it all started when the bike flipped him off.

The Least You Should Know (9/2)

An ex-wife of the guy who played Bozo the Clown claims that he cheated on her. She knew right away when she saw his shoes parked in another woman's driveway.

The Least You Should Know (9/1)

Iran recently began fueling its first nuclear plant, increasing suspicions of a nuclear weapon. To counter, the United States acquired two Iowa egg farms.