The Least You Should Know (8/31)

Because of a food shortage experts warn that the bears in Yellowstone will be more dangerous this fall. They plan to start cooking with tainted eggs.

The Least You Should Know (8/30)

Mel Gibson crashed his car into a hillside. He got distracted when he was screaming at the lady on his GPS .

The Least You Should Know (8/26)

A federal jury convicted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of lying to federal agents. He told them he has his hair done by a professional.

The Least You Should Know (8/25)

Florida is considering a new immigration law. It’s tough; everybody would have to carry I.D., and LeBron James can’t find a pocket-sized picture of the Last Supper.

The Least You Should Know (8/24)

Levi Johnston is running for city office in Wasilla, Alaska. He’s impregnated multiple women and been photographed naked; there's no doubt he’s ready for politics.

The Least You Should Know (8/19)

Dancers at an Ohio strip club protested outside a church that protested them. It’s a tough economy. Each week they try to survive on a few dollar bills, and so do the strippers.

The Least You Should Know (8/18)

19 Sudanese men were sentenced to 30 lashes for wearing women’s clothing. In Sudan it’s illegal; in America it’s Lady Gaga.

The Least You Should Know (8/17)

NFL training camps are open. Hundreds of people trying for a few dozen spots; it’s like parking at the mall.

The Least You Should Know (8/11)

The Chevy Volt is getting ridiculed because of GM’s ties to the government. The car has a lot of power, and requires the driver to fill out a bunch of forms before it starts.

The Least You Should Know (8/10)

President Obama wasn’t invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. It’s their loss; he would have made sure that everybody got an equal part of the cake.

The Least You Should Know (8/9)

Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner said the economic meltdown happened because Americans lived beyond their means. We bought things we didn’t need, like General Motors.

The Least You Should Know (8/4)

President Obama is being criticized for not speaking at the Boy Scout Jamboree. Smart guy; it's a bad political move to be photographed in a recession among thousands of children living in tents.

The Least You Should Know (8/3)

A woman gave birth at a Colorado Springs Starbucks. It almost caused her to lose her place in line.

The Least You Should Know (8/2)

The city of Oakland approved licenses for 4 marijuana factories. The factories will open bright and early each day at noon.