The Least You Should Know (6/30)

BP CEO Tony Hayward testified in front of the Senate. There was a delay when he spilled his glass of water and didn't know how to clean it up.

The Least You Should Know (6/29)

A court ordered the remains of chess great Bobby Fischer to be exhumed. The judge got tired of waiting; it was Fischer’s move.

The Least You Should Know (6/28)

Some say the oil mess in the Gulf is George W. Bush’s fault. If it is, he got his files mixed up with the Iraq war because the oil clearly has an exit plan.

The Least You Should Know (6/24)

A new documentary claims Osama bin Laden is living comfortably in Iran. But to get more television coverage he’s leaving to join the Big 10 Conference.

The Least You Should Know (6/23)

A young boy was caught on camera apparently drinking beer at a Phillies game. It’s no surprise; he just found out he has nothing in his 401K.

The Least You Should Know (6/21)

The Washington Nationals picked 17-year-old Bryce Harper in the MLB draft. They wanted the best slugger available, but Charlie Sheen was already picked up by the Aspen Prosecutors.

The Least You Should Know (6/18)

People are still stunned that Al and Tipper Gore split. When it’s time for the divorce settlement, some fear the Supreme Court will give everything to Bush.

The Least You Should Know (6/16)

The Harley-Davidson Museum is opening an exhibit to honor Evel Knievel. For a limited time the gift shop is giving out free concussions.

The Least You Should Know (6/15)

A school in the United Kingdom plans to scan the fingerprints of children who check out books. Critics say it could damage their noses.

The Least You Should Know (6/14)

NOAA released its prediction for the 2010 hurricane season. Every year they claim it will be one of the strongest seasons ever; evidently they’re Cubs fans.

The Least You Should Know (6/10)

The Cartoon Network announced a campaign that teaches children how to deal with bullies. The plan is simple for any kid with dynamite,a giant anvil, and the ability to defy gravity.

The Least You Should Know (6/9)

Federal officials said they may not help deport illegal aliens from Arizona. It’s 2010; the only way you get kicked out of the United States is if your name is Trans Fat.

The Least You Should Know (6/8)

Shrek Forever made $70 million the first weekend in theaters. It’s so popular Sarah Ferguson is trying to sell access to it

The Least You Should Know (6/2)

A Kansas City auto dealer gave thousands of dollars to al Qaeda. He set up fake deals as a cover; officials got suspicious when he tried to sell a Buick that was only driven by a little old lady to jihad on Sundays.

The Least You Should Know (6/1)

The White House wants the power to prevent misleading food labels. They have support; for years cannibals have been frustrated when they buy sloppy Joes.