The Least You Should Know (4/29)

A British woman had such a severe headache it left her talking in a Chinese accent. Out of habit the U.S. Congress tried to borrow money from her.

The Least You Should Know (4/27)

New research finds that in 1847 the Donner Party didn’t eat each other while stranded in the Sierra Nevada. Someone misunderstood the diary that said they ate Chef Boyardee for dinner.

The Least You Should Know (4/26)

President Obama bowed to the president of China. He’s being criticized for exposing an episode of Undercover Boss.

The Least You Should Know (4/22)

GE has a new light bulb they claim could last 17 years without being replaced. It’s like a convenience store hot dog.

The Least You Should Know (4/21)

Officials are looking for 300 Somali Islamists smuggled into the U.S. by a Virginia man. They could be hiding in the 2,400-page health care law; nobody knows what’s in there.

The Least You Should Know (4/19)

A new law in California allows some violent parolees to go unsupervised. Critics say it will turn the state into one big Chuck E. Cheese restaurant.

Government Rules (The Least You Should Know 4/15)

Last week President Obama made congratulatory phone calls to coaches from Duke and Butler. He said he only saw one mistake in the big game; the possession arrow wasn’t pointed at the government.

The Least You Should Know (4/14)

A Turkish pop singer set the world speed record by a blind solo driver at 180 miles per hour. His service dog was exhausted.

...and Republicans were there to block it (The Least You Should Know 4/13).

President Obama threw out the first pitch at the Nationals home opener. It’s the first pitch he’s made in months that didn’t cost us billions.

This Explains the New Clinic in Farmville (The Least You Should Know 4/8)

British researchers found a link between social networking sites and the spread of STDs. Evidently Facebook really is a place to connect and share.

Walk a Mile in Their Shoes (The Least You Should Know 4/7)

Maine is considering a tax on clowns. The clowns are concerned; to financially survive they’d have to sell their car.

Maybe it had a sore throat (The Least you Should Know 4/5)

A zoo in Albuquerque is being investigated for disposing of a dead giraffe in a trash dumpster. It took them 3 days to get the lid closed.

It's a Designated No-Joking Area (The Least You Should Know 4/1)

The TSA might install a device that tracks how long airline passengers stand in security lines. The device is called a calendar.