The Least You Should Know (9/30)

The net worth of Americans grew by $2 Trillion last spring. Of course it did; our portfolios now include a car company and several banks

The Least You Should Know (9/29)

O.J. Simpson is reportedly depressed. Some people just aren’t coping with the cancellation of The Guiding Light.

The Least You Should Know (9/28)

Former pro wrestling CEO Linda McMahon is running for US Senate. Pro wrestling and the senate are very different. One has trash-talking actors and steroids; the other is wrestling.

The Least You Should Know (9/24)

Several American Airlines employees face charges of drug smuggling. Sure, they're criminals; but to their credit everything was in clear plastic bags.

The Least You Should Know (9/22)

German researchers report that when people are lost and confused they actually do walk in circles. Hence, the Oval Office.

The Least You Should Know (9/21)

ABC and NBC refused to air ads criticizing President Obama’s health care plan because it doesn’t meet their standards. Evidently the ads don’t show enough cleavage.

The Least You Should Know (9/15)

President Obama’s approval ratings continue to sink. Wow. He really did inherit everything from Bush.

The Least You Should Know (9/10)

Occidental College is offering a course in stupidity. The required text book is the U.S. tax code.

The Least You Should Know (9/9)

Fidel Castro said President Obama is being obstructed by right-wing extremists. Cuba is low on toilet paper, so Castro knows all about reactionary movements.

The Least You Should Know (9/8)

Newsweek reported that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke was the victim of identity theft. So somebody else is running around playing Robin Hood.

The Least You Should Know (9/7)

Now there’s a cash for appliances program. It’s a little misleading; illegal aliens got excited when they heard the government is providing $300 million for new dishwashers.

The Government Can!

The Least You Should Know (9/3)

A lot of people think the Lockerbie bomber should have been left to die a painful death in prison, or worse, made an assistant coach for the Raiders.

The Least You Should Know (9/2)

Bobby Knight is going into the Indiana University Hall of Fame. The ceremony will be standing room only. Not because of the crowd, they just don’t want to have any chairs around.