The Least You Should Know (7/30)

A new book claims President Obama is a heavy smoker. This could make history; the British might not be the only ones to burn down the White House.

The Least You Should Know (7/29)

Twenty six percent of Americans are obese. Our refrigerators are open so often the government is requiring more efficient light bulbs.

The Least You Should Know (7/28)

General Motors image chief Bob Lutz complained that GM isn’t hiring attractive women as auto show models. He’s out of touch; if they want to sell cars to Americans the only hot dish they’ll have laying on the hood is lasagna.

The Least You Should Know (7/27)

A bank robber in Houston said the poor economy is what forced him into the hold up. It’s pretty much the same thing Congress said about the stimulus plan.

The Least You Know (7/23)

The U.S. budget deficit is over $1 trillion dollars for the first time ever. It’s not surprising; for six months the media has been telling us that President Obama is making history.

The Least You Should Know (7/22)

President Obama stopped by the Fox broadcast booth at the All Star Game. He didn’t analyze the game; the last time he studied something too closely the picture was all over the Internet.

The picture of President Obama apparently checking out that 16-year-old girl’s backside is still a hot topic. He won’t comment on it; ironically, he wants to see her birth certificate.

The Least You Should Know (7/21)

Ohio scientists are developing a fuel cell that runs on urine. The family car could create marital tension; the guys would leave the gas lid open.

The Least You Should Know (7/16)

In his fourth game back from a suspension for taking female fertility drugs, Manny Ramirez was ejected for throwing equipment. He threw his batting gloves, his wrist bands – pretty much everything in his purse...

The Least You Should Know (7/15)

The Lakers signed Ron Artest. Analysts say his size and experience could result in another Lakers championship riot.

The Least You Should Know (7/14)

A spokesman for former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said he’s no peeping Tom. Barry was so stunned about being charged with stalking he dropped his binoculars.

The Least You Should Know (7/13)

Model Karen Mulder was arrested for threatening to attack her plastic surgeon. She told him she’d knock the nose right out of his hand.

The Least You Should Know (7/9)

Inmates in a Philippines prison honored Michael Jackson by performing the dance from "Thriller". Before now the only place to see that many criminals dancing is at an inaugural ball.

The Least You Should Know (7/8)

A man paid $1.68 million at an auction to have lunch with Warren Buffett. It’s the most anybody paid for a lunch that wasn’t in an airport.

The Least You Should Know (7/7)

Cubs catcher Geovani Soto tested positive for marijuana. He won't get penalized because pot isn't a performance enhancing drug. Except in competitive eating.

The Least You Should Know (7/6)

The International Space Station crew snapped pictures as they looked down to Earth on a plume of smoke, ash and steam. It was either an erupting volcano or Mark Sanford’s career.

The Least You Should Know (7/5)

Iran's Guardian Council said there were some irregularities in the presidential election. Some irregularities? That election was so irregular it could’ve been sponsored by Ex-lax.

The Least You Should Know (7/1)

Ripley’s Believe it or Not! Museums are facing a shortage of oddities. Apparently it’s been a while since these people have been to a county fair.