The Least You Should Know (6/30)

New York was voted as the city with the most aggressive drivers. That place has more lead feet than a prosthesis manufacturer in China.

The Least You Should Know (6/29)

An 84-year-old Polish woman woke up in a hospital morgue after being declared dead by her doctor. While she was there she somehow cast a vote in the Minnesota senate race…

The Least You Should Know (6/25)

President Obama wrote a note for a girl to excuse her from school while she attended his Green Bay town hall meeting. After bailing her out he put a cap on her weekly allowance.

The Least You Should Know (6/24)

A California woman filed a law suit because her Cap’n Crunch Crunchberries didn’t contain real berries. Some cannibals tried this once when they ate sloppy joes…

The Least You Should Know (6/23)

Starbucks double-charged some customers over Memorial Day weekend. People were paying way too much for their coffee, and then this happened.

The Least You Should Know (6/22)

Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan led a protest near the home of George W. Bush. They didn’t have a permit; evidently, they also didn't have access to the November election results.

The Least You Should Know (6/18)

Colorado is seeing more Amish migrate from the east coast. A horse and buggy won’t pollute the air, but it’s wise not to step in the exhaust.

The Least You Should Know (6/17)

Kim Jong Il named his son as his successor. It’s not easy replacing a communist dictator, but his son has experience drawing up cell phone contracts.

The Least You Should Know (6/16)

Some economists say shoe sales are an economic indicator. If shoes are selling it means the economy is good. Or George Bush is speaking.

The Least You Should Know (6/11)

Sources say Susan Boyle lashed out at people in profane-laced tirades a couple of weeks ago because she was under so much pressure. That or she’s working on a rap album.

The Least You Should Know (6/10)

Carnival Cruise Lines hosted over 2,000 mostly female passengers on a 3-day cruise with the New Kids on the Block. There’s one ship that's safe from pirates.

The Least You Should Know (6/9)

A clown in West Virginia was arrested for alleged drunken driving. Police are still questioning the other passengers in the car. All 87 of them.

The Least You Should Know (6/8)

Britain's military might allow female soldiers to fight on the front lines. Some women are already training in the United States at Wal-Mart.

The Least You Should Know (6/4)

The I.R.S. will hire about 8,000 people this year to do audits. Evidently President Obama is looking to fill a cabinet position.

The Least You Should Know (6/3)

A Pennsylvania middle school expelled a student for having an eyebrow trimmer. Homeland Security also determined that she’s a threat to Andy Rooney.

The Least You Should Know (6/2)

NASA hopes the fixed Hubble telescope will provide secrets to the universe. If that doesn’t work they’ll just ask Joe Biden.

The Least You Should Know (6/1)

Contestants in a Belgium bodybuilding competition scattered when doping officials arrived. They got there just in time; a baseball game was about to break out.