The Least You Should Know (5/28)

Alice Cooper performed after President Obama gave the commencement address at Arizona State. What a cool graduation; a rock star, and Alice Cooper.

The Least You Should Know (5/26)

The Senate approved a bill that allows guns to be carried in national parks. That makes sense; this is America, and we have the right to arm bears.

The Least You Should Know (5/22)

Doctors say whole body vibrations can help people lose weight. Jenny Craig just got a new competitor: Chrysler.

The Least You Should Know (5/20)

A puppy in England ate several alphabet refrigerator magnets. After two days it passed an issue of the National Enquirer.

The Least You Should Know (5/19)

Michael Phelps said he was unaware the day his 3-month ban from swimming ended. Lately he’s just been in a fog.

See, even he doesn’t follow competitive swimming.

The Least You Should Know (5/18)

In Oregon, police arrested 7 people involved in a brawl during karaoke at a bar. It was total chaos and people were screaming in pain; then a fight broke out.

The Least You Should Know (5/14)

President Obama said he can’t just make the banks do whatever he wants by pressing a button. He also needs a rope and pulley.

The Least You Should Know (5/13)

President Obama’s “Yes We Can” slogan is being used by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in his campaign. But he can’t win with just words; he also needs a good jump shot.

The Least You Should Know (5/12)

There’s an increase in unemployed workers buying gym memberships. But as luck would have it, all the treadmills are being hogged by illegal immigrants.

The Least You Should Know (5/11)

There seems to be some confusion about Arlen Specter switching. He keeps getting fan mail from Iowa and Maine.

The Least You Should Know (5/7)

Rodeo star Bobby Griswold was arrested for performing dentistry on a horse. Police are still unsure how he got it in the dental chair.

The Least You Should Know (5/6)

The CIA reportedly waterboarded the 9/11 mastermind 183 times. They wanted him to think he was drowning, and it was unethical to make him take out a sub-prime mortgage.

The Least You Should Know (5/5)

Harvard University opened a lab to study how dogs think. They originally wanted to study cats, but negotiations fell through with their union.

The Least You Should Know (5/4)

A man in Ecuador was caught driving with his 2 sons in the trunk of a small car. It’s not like he could strap them to the hood; where would his wife ride?