The Least You Should Know (1/29)

It was revealed that the classical music played at the Inauguration was pre-recorded. Unfortunately, the oath of office wasn’t.

The Least You Should Know (1/27)

NBA owners reversed a ban on serving hard liquor during live games. Fans are stunned to learn that until now Mark Cuban was sober.

The Least You Should Know (1/26)

Chicago barber shops are getting requests for the "Obama Cut." They'll give it to anybody as long as they're wet behind the ears.

The Least You Should Know (1/22)

The Detroit Lions hired Jim Schwartz as their new coach. It’s a 4-year deal, but could be reduced with good behavior.

The Least You Should Know (1/21)

ESPN provided live coverage of Barack Obama’s swearing-in ceremony. It was similar to Bill Clinton’s swearing-in coverage on the Playboy Channel.

The Least You Should Know (1/20)

Barack Obama’s Inauguration celebration features similarities to Abraham Lincoln’s. Specifically, they both enjoyed live music by Bruce Springsteen.

The Least You Should Know (1/19)

Barack Obama said to fix the economy everybody has to sacrifice and have some skin in the game. Bill Clinton said, “I’m in.”

The Least You Should Know (1/15)

Studies indicate that more couples are deciding not to have children. It’s because of the economy. And a visit to Chuck E. Cheese.

The Least You Should Know (1/14)

Scientists say the Milky Way galaxy is bigger and heavier than previously thought. But it’s probably just big-boned.

The Least You Should Know (1/13)

Al Qaeda says an attack on the United States can be avoided if everybody converts to Islam. That’s asking a lot; we can’t even convert to digital TV.

The Least You Should Know (1/12)

Research indicates that children who do poorly in math cost taxpayers billions each year. Mainly because they grow up and vote.

The Least You Should Know (1/9)

A woman in California had a 14 pound baby. The child has his daddy’s eyes. And shoe size.

The Least You Should Know (1/8)

A Long Island teenager earned all 121 merit badges offered by the Boy Scouts of America. He’s slept under so many stars his nickname is Madonna.

The Least You Should Know (1/7)

Congress issued an alert that promised Inaugural ceremonies will be filled with long delays, large crowds, and potential injury or death. In other words, it’s a trip to Wal-Mart.

The Least You Should Know (1/6)

Chicago firefighters responded to a small fire at the house of Jesse Jackson, Jr. They say it apparently started from an overheated paper shredder.

The Least You Should Know (1/5)

Last year Arab leaders gave Condi Rice jewelry worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's an unstable alliance, so they got relationship advice from Kobe Bryant.