The Least You Should Know (7/31)
A couple in China got caught trying to teach their dog to drive. They were served with a warning; the dog was served with potatoes and carrots.
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A couple in China got caught trying to teach their dog to drive. They were served with a warning; the dog was served with potatoes and carrots.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Thursday, July 31, 2008 0 comments
In California, three men face charges after being involved in a wedding reception brawl with more than 100 people. Apparently they really wanted that garter.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Wednesday, July 30, 2008 0 comments
An inmate jailed for sending spam e-mails walked away unnoticed from a Colorado federal prison camp. He was last seen wearing a replica Rolex that looked like the real thing.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Tuesday, July 29, 2008 0 comments
In Georgia, the highway department determined signs that say “Men at Work” are sexist. And a lie.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Thursday, July 24, 2008 0 comments
The FAA is so desperate for air traffic controllers they’re recruiting high school students. That’s why starting August 1st there won’t be any flights before noon.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Wednesday, July 23, 2008 0 comments
A Michigan man is suing two Christian publishers because the Bible says homosexuality is a sin. A defense attorney said the book isn't homophobic because the Author is a big fan of rainbows.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Tuesday, July 22, 2008 0 comments
After 27 years, commentator Billy Packer is finished with CBS sports. He’s not necessarily retiring; apparently that’s not a popular thing to do if you’re a Packer.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Monday, July 21, 2008 0 comments
It's been determined that one of Toyota's top car engineers died from working too many hours. Apparently he was trying to adjust the clock in one of their cars.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Thursday, July 17, 2008 0 comments
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had twins over the weekend. To avoid rumors later in life they told the kids the truth right away: they’re not adopted.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Wednesday, July 16, 2008 0 comments
Barack Obama told a crowd last week we have to teach our children to speak Spanish. Especially if they ever need extra towels at a motel.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Tuesday, July 15, 2008 1 comments
According to research, people consume fewer calories during meals by simply slowing down. And when you slow down to eat it’s safer to steer with your knees.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Monday, July 14, 2008 0 comments
A Wisconsin man allegedly faked a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant tab. He's charged with falsifying a report and impersonating Fred G. Sanford.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Friday, July 11, 2008 1 comments
Monday Barack Obama's plane made an unscheduled landing in St. Louis because the pilot couldn't keep the nose of the plane at the proper angle. Apparently it was tilting too far to the right.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Thursday, July 10, 2008 0 comments
Yankees co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner criticized his team for lack of offense. Alex Rodriquez has been trying to find some luck by swinging with a used bat.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Wednesday, July 09, 2008 0 comments
Gun rights advocates in Atlanta want the right to carry in the airport. That should eliminate the airlines charging for extra bags.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Tuesday, July 08, 2008 0 comments
Last week lightning punched a hole in the nose of a plane in Australia. It happened right after the pilot announced the flight was on schedule.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Monday, July 07, 2008 0 comments
Wal-Mart is changing its logo. They tested the current one; it has high levels of lead.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Thursday, July 03, 2008 0 comments
An Iowa golfer got 2 holes-in-one in the same round. Don't confuse that with John Daly, who had two rounds in the same hole.
Posted by Doug Johnson at Wednesday, July 02, 2008 0 comments