Client 9

Here's my take on the Elliot Spitzer story: I don't get it.

I never understood the attraction to the whole prostitution thing. Heck, I feel emasculated for hiring a plumber to fix something I should know how to do.

In the FBI report he's known as Client 9. You know who has to be the most nervous about all of this? Numbers 1 through 8.

Maybe Elliot should have been doing his activities at a Holiday Inn Express. At least then he could fool people into thinking he's a smart man. "I'm not actually an ethical governor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."