The Least You Should Know (2/29)

Barack Obama's church might be in trouble with the IRS for letting him make a political speech at church. The media is confused that anybody would badger God in his own house.

The Least You Should Know (2/27)

Barack Obama said if they make a movie about his life, he wants Will Smith to play him. And Michelle Obama said if she gets to play herself, that would be her proudest moment.

The Least You Should Know (2/25)

Hillary Clinton accused Barack Obama of using tactics from the playbook of Karl Rove. It appears that after losing 10 primaries in a row, Hillary is using tactics from the playbook of the Miami Dolphins.

The Least You Should Know (2/24)

Cuban lawmakers met to name a successor to dictator Fidel Castro. Many believe it will be Bobby Knight.

The Least You Should Know (2/22)

Fidel Castro wants a vacation because he’s exhausted. In fact, he’s catching the next bathtub to Miami.

The Least You Should Know (2/21)

Dallas prosecutors released transcripts of an alleged conversation between Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby conspiring to kill JFK. The FBI thinks it’s fake because their conversation took place in a chat room.

The Least You Should Know (2/18)

Vanna White turns 51 today. Her cake says Ha_py Bir_hda_!

The Least You Should Know (2/13)

Dolly Parton postponed her tour because her breasts are putting too much strain on her back. It’s the same thing that happened to Michael Moore.

The Least You Should Know (2/12)

Scientists tracked a leatherback turtle across the Pacific that traveled 13,000 miles in 647 days. Then the turtle had to go back because he couldn't remember if he turned off the iron.

The Least You Should Know (2/11)

Brian McNamee handed over syringes and gauze pads that allegedly contain the DNA of Roger Clemens. What ever happened to collecting baseball cards?

The Least You Should Know (2/6)

An Italian study suggests that high heals may lead to a better sex life. That may be true, but the challenge is finding them small enough for a man.

The Least You Should Know (2/5)

Patriots defensive back Willie Andrews was busted for pot on Tuesday. Until his teammates saw the replay they thought he was stoned during the Super Bowl when he said, “Dude. That guy just caught a pass with his helmet.”

Tom Brady and Me

Now that Tom Brady isn't perfect I have to pick up the slack. I have to be perfect because today broke I my backspace key. This isn't a god thing for a writer.

You don't raelize the value of such a key until you dont' have it any more. On the bright side, my { key and my = key still work.

Excuse me while I swear (@#&%*). Okay, I feel butter.

The Least You Should Know (2/2)

On this day in 1998, Texas executed Karla Faye Tucker. She's been the only female executed in Texas since 1984, but that's only because Jessica Simpson hasn't gone back to Dallas.

The Least You Should Know (2/1)

Saxophonist Kenny G left Arista Records after 25 years. Now he's cutting out the middle man and will do live performances in elevators.