Weekly Review 12/29/06

• Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his right leg skiing, making obvious what some have suspected for a long time: he leans to the left.
  
  
• The U.S. government declared that food from cloned animals is safe to eat. You’ll just throw up twice as much.
  
  
• Saddam Hussein's lawyer implored world leaders to prevent the United States from handing over the dictator to Iraqi authorities for hanging. An Iraqi official said, “Our hands are tied at this point, but we plan to cut him loose soon.”
  
  
• Paris Hilton is reportedly jealous of Saddam because now he will be the world’s most talked about swinger.
  
  
• Mike Tyson faces DUI charges after being pulled over in Scottsdale early Friday morning. When the judge asked how he wants to plead, an angry Tyson said, “Come closer and I’ll whisper it in your ear.”