Weekly Review 9/1/06

• In his Dallas debut Thursday, Terrell Owens received a standing ovation. It allowed fans to get a better angle when they threw beer cups at him.
  
  
• At his wedding reception, a Boston man got drunk, assaulted an officer and went to jail. Ironically, the groom now resides in a cell where he is the bride.
  
  
• The British Hedgehog Preservation Society persuaded McDonalds in London to change its McFlurry cup lid to one that won’t trap hedgehogs in discarded cups. The Society is now petitioning heartless pranksters who refer to the ice cream treat as a McFurry.
  
  
• Ernesto slipped into a tropical depression, prompting a 24-hour suicide watch.