Weekly Review 6/9/06

• The newest sponsor for NASCAR is the Church of Scientology. Tom Cruise is forbidding the car from making any noise.
  
  
• A Washington high school is undergoing scrutiny because it allows students to accumulate unused restroom passes for extra credit. Summer school students say this is why valedictorians are so full of crap.
  
  
• A Minnesota man suffered second degree burns from an explosion after he put gasoline in his washing machine to clean grease from his clothing. Glenn Johnson says a ball of fire shot from the sink and blew him out of the laundry room. Fire officials say Johnson had a full load.
  
  
• When learning how much he had to pay to reclaim his car after it was towed, a Serbian man set his car on fire. The man later said he was just trying to wash grease stains from his clothing.