I'll Get That For You

There’s a new item on the market called the Cell Phone Garter. It’s apparently for a woman with no pockets. Or, I suppose a man but that’s a topic for Maury to tackle. Because I’m a thinker, I’m wondering what ring tones will be used for a cell phone stored on a woman’s thigh. A small list…
Boderline (Madonna)
Legs (ZZ Top)
Walk Like an Egyptian (Bangles)
You Had Me From Hello (Kenny Chesney)
Roam (The B52s)
I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing (Aerosmith)
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing (Leo Sayer)
Down Under (Men at Work)
Sign O’ the Times (Prince)
New Sensation (INXS)
Friends in Low Places (Garth Brooks)
Slow Hand (Pointer Sisters)
I Wish the Phone Would Ring (Expose)