Strange News Day

• Iran announced it will ban athletes with an effeminate look. Much like the WNBA.
  
  
• Kara Monaco, a former Disney dancer who portrayed Cinderella, is the new Playboy Playmate of the Year. I guess Hugh Hefner can now be called Pimp Charming.
  
  
• A woman from Maine is accused of helping her daughter bake cookies laced with Ex-Lax for her teacher at school. Although the woman pleaded not guilty, authorities say the evidence is piled high.
  
  
• ...and David Blaine will attempt to eat those cookies.