Tom?
What has happened to Tom Cruise? First he spouts off about how his wife must remain silent during delivery, then claims he’ll eat the placenta. It's a safe bet he won’t be asked to deliver the keynote at the upcoming N.O.W. banquet. Even Michael Jackson is saying, “Wow. That’s one odd duck.”
By the way, now that baby Suri has landed on planet earth, Tom reportedly will be feeding her a special mix of Scientology-approved baby formula. It's a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup. Kind of like a beer milkshake. I’m guessing Kate gets to change the diapers.
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I read that the only sound allowed in the delivery room was the Cocktail soundtrack, on constant loop. ;-)~
I think the "Hippy, Hippy Shake" is what landed them in the delivery room to begin with.
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