We Need a Bigger Buzz

I read where Coca Cola announced that next year it’s launching a coffee-infused Coke drink. This coming from a company that makes a drink called MelloYello. They say that the new drink will target adults. Apparently it will also target those wanting to swim the English Channel. For the life of me I can’t remember being around somebody and hearing them say, “You know what would make this drink better? Coffee!”